You crave. We deliver
No guilt. No mercy.
Smash Machine is Miami’s flavor release valve — built to melt, drip, and destroy soft burgers forever.
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Smash Machine Menu 12/2025
Smashed to order. Juicy AF — messy, melty, and loud.
Smash Burgers
Smashed to order. Juicy AF — messy, melty, and loud. PROCEED IF YOU HAVE ZERO SELF-CONTROL.
THE STANDARD (Classic)
The classic that embarrasses every other “classic.” Potato bun • House smash sauce • Micro-diced everything • American cheese • Smash patty Precision-stacked. Built not to fall apart — unlike your entire life.
$11
DIRTY BIRD (Chicken)
A chicken with zero discipline and even less shame. Potato bun • House sauce • Crispy chicken smash • Bacon • Tomato • Lettuce • American cheese Bites back harder than your ex. And yes — it knows what it’s doing.
$13
AFTERLUST (Hangover)
Your 4 AM savior. Or your 11 AM mistake. Potato bun • Chimichurri mayo • Egg • Ham • American cheese • Smash patty • Tomato Greasy, heavy, comforting chaos. Revives the wrecked.
$13
BAD TEMPTATION (Bacon Jam)
One bite and it’s over. No turning back. Potato bun • Bacon jam* • American cheese • Smash patty • Sweet plantain patty We won’t tell you what’s in the jam. You’re not ready. Side effects: addiction, denial, zero shame.
$13
THE OUTLAW (Pork Belly)
Illegal levels of flavor. Miami’s most wanted smash. Potato bun • Garlic sauce • Smash patty • Smashed pork belly crunch • Grilled onions • Swiss cheese • Pickles Born in Miami. Raised by chaos. Upgraded to felony-level intensity.
$13
Beverages
Regular Coke
Full sugar. Full send. The OG. Don’t overthink it.
$4
Coca Cola Light
Lighter hit. Same chaos. For those watching something... not flavor.
$4
Coke Zero
Zero sugar. Zero chill. Same kick, no guilt.
$4
Liquid Death (Water)
Red Bull (Classic)
$6
Red Bull (Zero Sugar)
$6
Red Bull (Coconut)
$6
Red Bull (Watermelon)
$6
OUR STORY
WHERE THE CHAOS HITS YOUR PLATE
Smash Machine was born after one too many bland burgers in a city that’s never been quiet. Miami was loud, hungry, electric — but the burgers? Soft. Forgettable. We weren’t having it.
So we built something that matched the energy.
Born on Brickell Ave. Raised by fire, sweat, and a flat-top.
Juicy beef. Crispy fries. Fresh everything. And no room for chill.
This is more than food — it’s edible adrenaline.
Flavor that slaps. Style that pops. Neon pinks. Black drips. Loud walls. Louder bites.
A smash burger joint with zero patience and too much attitude.
BUILT DIFFERENT. SERVED LOUD.
REAL INGREDIENTS. RAW FLAVOR.
We don’t fake it. Local beef. Real buns. No frozen shortcuts.
Everything’s fresh, loud, and dripping with flavor. Like it should be.
FLAVORS THAT GO OFF.
Our burgers don’t just feed you — they slap.
Savory, sweet, spicy, greasy, crispy — all in one bite.
You’ll need a napkin and maybe a therapist.
EXPERIENCE > EVERYTHING
We don’t do “dining.” We do smash therapy.
From the first drip to the last bite, it’s an all-senses meltdown.
No forks. No rules. No soft vibes.